So, I checked out some older spinning material on Knitty and found a link to a DIY lazy kate, which I modified.
And plyed it. I must have divided the original pretty evenly (or had the dumbest luck in the spinning) since I only had around a foot extra.
Soaked it in my sink.
(Wacked the snot out of it against my shower wall – as instructed in Spin to Knit).
Once it is dry I have two things to figure out – 1. how much of it is there (‘cuz, dude, I need that information to enter it into Ravelry) and 2. WTF am I supposed to make out of it?!
So, now if only I could spin something remotely consistent… (on the other hand, the current situation might prevent me from buying lbs and lbs of fiber…)